Services

We are available from the wee hours of the day to the wee hours of the night. 24*7, call us over your breakfast, supper or dinner, we are all super ready to help you. From marriage counselling to break up advice, we have it all to make you smile and help you get over a breakup.

Mini Shot

Mini Shot – 500
Validity – 3 days

Vent out all, say, ask, yell, cry out anything and everything about your relationship. We offer our tequila with a pinch of love. Buy a shot from us and we shoot you back to normalcy with our support for the next 3 days.

Whatsapp  Shot

Whatsapp Shot – 1500
Validity – 15 days

Sometimes its difficult to open up your side of the story to us on the phone or via meetings. But you are quite comfortable when it comes to texting on Whatsapp. So text us as much as you can and we reply back to you 24*7 even while you are at work or at a family dinner !

 Mini Breakup Kit

Mini Breakup Kit – 2500
Validity – 15 days

We give you a fast track shot in the arm to help you over your heartbreak. A month or 30 days is too long for a heartbreak to be nurtured. We give you a fast track shot in the arm to help you over your heartbreak ASAP. Mail us, call us, meet us, have fun with us and we would be more than happy to get the monkey off your back !

Doctor on Demand

Doctor on Demand – 1000
Per consultation

Lets face it, it ain’t Neolithic era where sex comes after marriage, lets say now with role reversal, sex decides whether you get married or not! But with pre-marital sex many questions arise, like when to pop an emergency contraceptive, or why do you have delayed periods. Googling the answers to these questions may hardly satisfy you. So we present our in house doctor (gynecologist) who gives you all the medical advice you require. We don’t reveal your identity while asking questions and she is ready to help you over whatsapp, mails or voice calls.

DIVORCE BLUES

DIVORCE BLUES – 10000
Validty 1 month

Ok lets face it, divorce happens and not necessary its your fault. Suddenly your life comes to a standstill with mental trauma and insecurities lurking in the corners. It is at this stage when our heart cobblers come to play and advise you the best. They ease the feeling of pain which otherwise can be killer.

How do we do this?
  • We hear how your court dates went and what you felt about it.
  • Help you decide on crucial aspects like custody of children, alimony etc.
  • Etch a path for a possible reconciliation or an out of court settlement.
  • All these and more for 1 month of enrolling.

Breakup Insurance

Breakup Insurance – 1000
Validity 7 days

We have insurances for broken houses, broken body parts, broken cars, so why not have an insurance for a broken heart? We are humans, we fight, have ego clashes, and differences. It is then we wonder is such a relation really worth it? It is a huge dilemma because you want to stay back with your beloved and at the same time you want to kick their ass. So you make some unreasonable choices which might finally break your heart. It is at this time we can help you be reasonable by giving multiple viewpoints.

How Does Breakup Insurance Work ?
  • Buy Breakup Insurance.
  • Instantly a number gets pushed to your mail id which is your key for 7 days.
  • You can speak your heart out and we provide you a third person’s unbiased point of view.

Breakup Kit

Breakup Kit – 5000
Validity – 1 month

There there there! Shedding tears is a thing of the past. Get the Breakup Kit and we provide you with unlimited support for a month. You can speak to us, whatsapp us, meet us and we do everything we can to get you back on track. During this period we would give you week by week doses too till your cough and cold vanishes into thin air.

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Mega Breakup Kit

Mega Breakup Kit – 10000
Validity – 1 month

We shower on loads of presents like you are a multimillionaire baby to pamper you out of your breakup. Forget the lonely nights you spent thinking you are responsible for all the bad things that happen to you. Try our hypothetical comfort food topped with lots of love and lose yourself in our world of pure bliss. Also get personalized support (via email, whatsapp, skype and personal meetings)

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